- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Cripples are lame.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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