Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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