- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

drew edminstin is a rat

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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