Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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