- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Once upon a time

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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