- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the old man say? Im old

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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