- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Without geometry life would be pointless

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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