- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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