- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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