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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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