- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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