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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did? Yes

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time