- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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