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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

A dog was barking at a tree

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Joke

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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