- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What moos like a cow? Another cow

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

My Butthole.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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