A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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