Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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willam dafoe

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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