The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Whats brown and smells bad poo

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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