- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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