- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

I had a submarine.... once

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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