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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Dwight Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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