Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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