- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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