What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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