- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

well use a tissue!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

im gay

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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