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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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