- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What has two legs? Half a cat

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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