The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Tall asians

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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