Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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