- Anti Joke

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!