- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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