A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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jews

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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deez nuts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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