- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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