Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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