Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Anti Joke

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