What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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poop

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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