- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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