You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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I <3 Hitler

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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im gay

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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