What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

It's all Taggart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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