- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Women's rights

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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