- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Women's rights.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Tall asians

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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