How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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