- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Racial Equality

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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