- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

An Aisian failed a test

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

rent a cops

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

The dewey decimal system

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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