How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

The queen having a shit

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Women's professional sports

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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