What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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