- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A hill billy went fishing

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Dumbledore dies.

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