Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Women's professional sports

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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