- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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