- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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