What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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