Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Feminism.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Jebron Lames.

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