Feminism.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Jebron Lames.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

were at work systems r down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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