Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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