guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Women's Rights

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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