A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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