- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

fava beans

Guess what? AIDS!

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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