- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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