Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

women's rights

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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