- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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