- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

kennah campion... being nice

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Sarah Palin

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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