What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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