- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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