Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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