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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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