Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Black People

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

the lemon was sweet.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Women deserve equal rights.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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