- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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