- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Bryson got a concussion...he died

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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