- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

whats brown and sticky a stick

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

being sober in a bar fight

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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