- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Women's rights.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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