Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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