What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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