- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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