- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once upon a time a was born

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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