- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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