How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

The truth is he loves her!!

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why can't february march Because april may

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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