- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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