Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

thumb_up thumb_down +28

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

If youre African, why are you white?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops