- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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