What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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The WNBA

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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