- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Jewwy Jewstein

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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