- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

run farther?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A fat guy!

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Poop.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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