Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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