What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Good job, son.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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