Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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rent a cops

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Women's rights

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's your guys names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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