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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

tea with milk?

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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