If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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