A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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2 black kids walk into school

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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