How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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A American seeking into mexico

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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The FCC

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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