- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

wanna here a joke? you.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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