- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

My Butthole.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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