What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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