Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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