- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

I work at jcpenny

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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