- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Liverpool City Football Club

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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